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McGill Economics and Management Students Still Festering Piles of Shit

BREAKING: After intensive medical research conducted here at the McGill Bodily Investigation Emporium & Tire Center, expert scientists — specializing in knowledge and knowledge studies — have uncovered that Economics and Management students are still festering piles of animate shit. Indications of … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE: MARP Interrogates Securitas Thermos

Beads of dark brown ambrosia pour down the smooth metallic face of the Securitas Thermos, liberated last week by the glorious freedom-fighter division of the MARP. I think to myself, “is this the callsign of fear, the weight of all your … Continue reading

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McGill Daily News-Pamphlet Continuously Sides with the Oppressors

Concluding its slide down the slippery slope of liberal appeasement, the McGill Daily has finally cut all ties with the Proletarians it has traditionally purported to represent in campus media. The disgusting pig-article Capitalism is Alive is a reckless bourgeois diatribe smoothed … Continue reading

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McGill Academic Duma to Industrialize Education

It is with extreme pleasure that we at the MARP announce McGill’s newest plan to catapult itself into the 21st Century: the development of the “Quartier d’Innovation” (French for “Death Fortress”). Taking cues from glorious heroes of communism such as … Continue reading

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Reactionary Dogs Wage War on the People’s Voice

It is no secret that the ruling pig-class of McGill University is at best intolerant when given the option of listening to the oppressed underclass that justifies their grossly-inflated salaries. It should come as no surprise that during the Sabbath-day … Continue reading

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