Category Archives: updates from the front

the information, as it comes in.

MARP nominated for SSMU Award

Earlier today, our editor-in-chief Karlos Marx received official email notice of the Milton Avenue Revolutionary Press’ nomination for SSMU Publication of the Year. This would entail Karlos getting funky with heather at an all-you-can-drink gala — and maybe him spending his … Continue reading

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MARPLEAKS: Tons of Dox About The James McGill Royal Centre for The Advancement of Capital

The MARP is proud to announce that we are going to release a full payload of dox relating to Corporate Investments at the McGill Military-Money-Factory Complex. We understand that releasing these hundred-and-thirty pages will be very funny / divisive — but … Continue reading

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Midnight Kitchen March 2012 Newsletter on Student Strikes and Occupations……..

The MARP is proud to present the Midnight Kitchen March 2012 Newsletter … on student strikes and occupations. This anarcho/a-yearbook is available free in print at the Midnight Kitchen, unless you are a scumbag and opted-out. This incredible texts collects … Continue reading

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BUZZPOST: MARPLEAKS en route??

MARP has access to documents which reveal corporate ties in the university.   Our source has assured us of the authenticity of the documents And also our legitimacy in publishing them as they were released to him through an Access … Continue reading

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ANTI-POLICE BRUTALITY MARCH UPDATE

MARP has been really busy avoiding THE LAW along with other student-run publications. Also, Karlos Marx has been in the streets more often facing off against the Pigs on the front lines. Yesterday, 15 Mars, is the Annual International Day of … Continue reading

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OPEN LETTER FROM SSMU SAYS “FUCK OFF AUS – McGILL IS NOT A CONSEQUENCE FREE ENVIRONMENT!”

We at the MARP are proud to reblog this Open Letter from SSMU against lying turncoat politician council, the Arts Undergraduate Vanguard. Interestingly, the AUS was given a deal (25% off) to join CLASSE, but VP Finance spoke against the … Continue reading

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Summer 2012 Revolutionary Fashion Roundup

In our second-ever FASHION BLOG (first one is available here), MARP will discuss the hottest fashions for Summer 2012 to wear in your favourite locally-purchasing student-run Montréal hotspot. The Knit Red Square You have have seen your closest comrades knitting … Continue reading

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LEGAL LOL UPDATE: Personal Letter to Karlos Marx

Earlier today. Karlos got around to cleaning up the Communal Electronic Mailbox which has been packed full to the rim with spam emails and fraudulent credit card charges since early Fev 2012. Aside from some new content from contributors, the … Continue reading

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REFLECTIONS ON MIDTERMS: University Brainwashing Bureaucrats Raise Production Quotas

Students of McGill University have begun to express disillusionment at the production quotas formerly released by the Politburo, as midterm expectations have risen to famine-causing levels. When asked about the effects of the sudden increase in work expectations, a student … Continue reading

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REPETITIVE NEWS UPDATE: McGILL FUCKS LABOUR UNION MUNACA

MARP analyzed the new and interesting ways that Industrial-Debt-Complex McGill was CONTINUOUSLY FUCKING their Unionized Labourers RIGHT AFTER A STRIKE a few months back in an extremely satirical MARP article originally posted on 5 Fev 2012. [Editors’s note: McGill Daily commentary from 6 Fev … Continue reading

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STUDENT STRIKE REBLOG: “THAT HEADLINE IS SOOOOOOO MONTREAL”

The student movement in Quebec is growing, and thus the State needs to up the level of repression in order to successfully prevent dissent. from mcgill daily photoset available HERE Of the 300 000 students in Quebec, 130 000 are … Continue reading

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MARP Provides History, Noting We Are Doomed to Repetition

In the Fall-Winter 2011 edition of McGill News Alumni Magazine, there was an article celebrating the centennial of our campus’ oldest student-run Newsproduct. The MARP quotes a section below. Reportedly, this was the last thing read aloud by students in … Continue reading

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Reports Stream in from SSMU Candidates Debate

The MARP has received reports that no more than 30 – 60 Radical Students have succumbed to death by boredom at 6 Mar 2012 SSMU Candidates Debate. As the Radicals seized up and ultimately passed on, Moderate Students claimed that … Continue reading

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MARP SUED AGAIN — THIS TIME BY REAL SHARKS

Previously, the MARP has reported on baseless legal threats to our existence — even going so far as to remove ALL our content for a period of time. We have not yet had a moment to address this, but the … Continue reading

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McGillLeaks Releases Internal Documents About Corporate Fascism: File This Under “Holy Shit”

In today’s WHUDDAFUCK? update, we reblog some material recently published via McGillLeaks, a new free blog service that is dedicated to destroying the corporate-fascist regime known as “McGill” [Editors’ note: MARP is also a new free blog service that is … Continue reading

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