Because the McGill Daily has chosen to reintroduce The Milton Avenue Revolutionary Press to the ongoing campus discussion with a spot on the March Madness Bracket, the MARP has decided to return in partial archival format in order to retain the non-slanderous content which was actually genuinely investigative and interesting —
(assuming that you know how to read read, as in read readings or do a reading of a reading of a reading while reading a reading of yourself reading a reading of readings).
also!! tweet @mcgilldaily to support @miltrevpress in our ongoing battle in the first ever student-financed march madness bracket. we need the support because we’re totally going to lose to samosas in the second round 😦
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LEGEND — OR — HOW TO READ MARP
When reading MARP, the most important thing is to understand that every word written here is a completely blasphemous lie, and that we at the MARP are also committed to nothing more than publishing the entire truth.
Secondarily, it is important to understand how and why we use the word “fascist.” There are many sorts of ideologies that can exist in one’s head — and each one can do very good work when it comes to helping one lead a meaningful existence — but there is a form of undialectical dogmatic idealism that has been flowering in the minds of our Campus’ most pathetic and miserable Bourgeois Zealots that must be addressed with strong words.
This idealism is made evident when these piglets speak of the perfect model university — basically an austerity dream date.
Their undialectical nature is clear when there is no movement in ideas — internally or externally — which causes dogma
While we at the MARP focus on Fascists, all the Militantly Liberal Reactionary Turncoats should think about how their political disengagement allows Fascists total control.
To let Fascists stomp around undeterred is to guarantee ourselves failure. Let us not attack each other.
The BEST tactic is SOLIDARITY!
DISCLAIMER: This is a “satire” blog, and should not be taken to represent the views of any person or movement. It’s strictly for fun!
Report filed by: The MARP Ed Board