BREAKING: After intensive medical research conducted here at the McGill Bodily Investigation Emporium & Tire Center, expert scientists — specializing in knowledge and knowledge studies — have uncovered that Economics and Management students are still festering piles of animate shit.
Indications of higher than government regulation levels of bullshit were detected by knowledge scientists as early as the 1920’s, when preening bourgeoisie rejects (Economics students) decided the only way they could approach the pig-dom they so desperately aspired to was by becoming poorly paid libertarian ideologues.
Studies have since linked the same strain and content levels of fecal matter to those in degrees that will put them on the fast track to bourgeois hoggery in rich white daddy’s conglomerate (Management students).
Later studies went on to demonstrate that the average Fecal Quotient of Econo-Man students, far from being merely outside regulation amounts, was equal to roughly 90% their body weight, confirming what researchers had only hitherto guessed at: these fields either created or attracted vast swaths of walking, talking turds.
Dr. Smug Phukerr, M.D., also a professor of McGill’s Medical System Vampire Finishing School, has published findings confirming the older studies and revealing new insights into Econo-Man student composition.
His findings include indications that students in Political Science and IDS suffer from the same “walking turdom” condition (of the “bowl of diarrhea with legs” strain), and that the other 10% of Econo-Man students thought to be human is actually corn and indigestible textbooks on free market economics.
Report Filed by: The Copper Cobra