Monthly Archives: January 2012

EXCLUSIVE: MARP Interrogates Securitas Thermos

Beads of dark brown ambrosia pour down the smooth metallic face of the Securitas Thermos, liberated last week by the glorious freedom-fighter division of the MARP. I think to myself, “is this the callsign of fear, the weight of all your … Continue reading

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Beloved Comrade in Political Science Defects to Capitol of Counterrevolutionary Greed

The news of Professor Steven Saideman’s departure from McGill comes as solemn news to his many devoted minions and zealous compatriots in the Department of Political Science. Not only will his stately hair be sorely missed by the proud young … Continue reading

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BREAKING: McGill Undoes Self, Plans Riot

In a hilarious twist of fate, an innocuous RT by @McGillU has unwittingly sealed McGill University’s coffin by planning 24 Jan 2012’s militant march for us. Today, radical anarchists will gather at 1500-hrs to get “totes fukked upppp °_•^” Then, they … Continue reading

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HOT REBLOG: Arch Café Protest Ironies Abound

On 22 Sept 2010, student radicals gathered outside Leacock during Senate in a Revolutionary show of force. Below, we reblog three videos from the McGill Daily chronicling the events. For those who don’t know the history, the Arch Café was … Continue reading

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McGill Daily News-Pamphlet Continuously Sides with the Oppressors

Concluding its slide down the slippery slope of liberal appeasement, the McGill Daily has finally cut all ties with the Proletarians it has traditionally purported to represent in campus media. The disgusting pig-article Capitalism is Alive is a reckless bourgeois diatribe smoothed … Continue reading

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HOT REBLOG: “Peace” “Protestors” “Violently” “Fight” on Other Side of Globe

Originally blogged in McGill’s branch of HuffPo, The McGill Daily — but it was lost in the sands of time as Compendium! was deeply violated during the website’s 2010 reconstruction. this article covers a Troll-Protest at McGill — which was mostly populated by Private … Continue reading

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Code of Police Ethics: Or Pigs Dressed In Sheeple Skin

In reaction to the events of 10 Nov, a fresh document regarding the “Police Ethics System” has recently been posted on the “Resources” tab on the SSMU website. Police having a code of ethics is like sending an army of trained paramilitary … Continue reading

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