Di Grappa Openly Plans Demonstration, Students Given Right to Riot and Blame Admin for Provoking it

Local telegraphs have been burning up over rumours that local thug Michael Di Grappa has his information all wrong.

trust the lies

MARP: always bringing you the top-dollar lies FIRST

Earlier today, a blanket email was sent to the McGill community warning of events so humourous that we think Di Grappa is riding MARPwaves.

Below we will have a point-by-point textual analysis:

Sent on behalf of Michael Di Grappa, Vice-Principal (Administration and Finance)

be·half/biˈhaf/

Noun:
  1. In the interests of a person, group, or principle.
  2. As a representative of: “he had to attend the funeral on Mama’s behalf”.

    be·half/biˈhaf/

To all members of the McGill Community

 This would include some parts, but not others. In Senate, Arch-Freudian Mendelson, Ph.D Psych, claimed that McGill DID INDEED provide services to students after the events of 10 Nov — referring to the services offered by Shatner at SSMU. Alternatively, The HMB denied at the Consultation Fair that she had any connection at all to MUScarnival and the repugnant rapey pig shit it brought all over campus.

Following the events of Nov. 10, 2011, concerns have been raised about communication during and after those events.

 Implying causal chain begun on 10 Nov.

In seeking to avoid any shortcomings in communication now and in the future, we are writing today to alert you to the possibility – however remote – of some turmoil on our downtown campus tomorrow, Tuesday, Jan. 31.

 OH SICK!!!! US AT THE MARP ARE USUALLY CAUGHT UP TO DATE, BUT I DIDN’T THINK ANYTHING CRAZAY WAS HAPPENING ON TUESDAYYYYY OMG ^-^***

We understand another in a series of demonstrations is planned by the Fédération Etudiante Collégiale du Québec (FECQ) and the Fédération Etudiante Universitaire du Québec (FEUQ) as part of the continuing student protest against the Quebec Government’s policy of raising tuition fees over the next five years and that this demonstration may take place on our campus.

 hahahah wait… what? are we talking about FECQ and FEUQ??? those spineless liberal cowards? bwahahahah they couldn’t provoke a riot if Rage Against the Machine was headlining!!!

A number of these demonstrations will occur between now and March 22, when another province-wide day of protest is planned, similar to that held on Nov. 10, 2011.

  oh my god… those FEUQ/FECQ losers are so corrupt that they actually have a direct channel through to the McGill Administration… and the admin is buying it up WHOLESALE! (pardon my capitalist metaphor)

We sincerely hope that tomorrow’s demonstration, if it does take place, will be peaceful and in accordance with the law and the code of student conduct. In the current context, as well as every other, we will take every precaution to ensure the safety and security of all members of the McGill community. It is and remains our highest priority.

 OK honestly, I’m getting confused. The best explanation the MARP has uncovered is that Di Grappa is a total chowderhead with no sense of truth. Apparently, the Post Graduate Students Society of McGill is holding a press conference with FEUQ and later in the day the undergraduate Arts students are holding a beautiful General Assembly in order to engage in direct democracy in a specific space and time.

Should circumstances require it, we will communicate with you again tomorrow using a variety of tools at our disposal, such as our McGill Attention system (see http://www.mcgill.ca/safety/mcgill_attention/to find out how to sign up).   Note that a new system called Alertus is now being deployed that displays a message on computer screens across the University (see http://www.mcgill.ca/channels/announcements/item/?item_id=%20213513 for instructions on how to install this on your computer). 

 Oh great! Mr. Di Grappa wants me to install his new spyware device that will alert Tom Velk every time you type “Marx” and also be able to inform you of the latest doubleplusgood informatic funyesmessages which remind you that EVERYTHING IS OK.

michael digrappa

be on the lookout for this man, he is tall, thin, ruggedly handsome, and known to many as MICHAEL DI GRAPPA

In the weeks ahead, we will keep you informed of significant events on or around McGill’s campuses.

O SHIT!!! The MARP has some SERIOUS competition in the misinformation industry
AND HIS NAME IS:

Michael Di Grappa
Vice-Principal (Administration and Finance)

Confusedly yours,
Karlos Marx

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