The MARP is proud to announce that there actually is a good-and-honest way to get ahead in this world.
Earlier today, some Old Fart with a royal title gave a slightly less old Square a “Bow Tie” — which is a relic of a disgusting old society we should strive to forget (in the context of forming a New Canon that includes the Old Canon so that we can truly contextualize how the Old Canon was unraveled from within through the slow reflexive bourgeois academic process called “Negative Dialectics”).
Anyone who doubts this fact should note that everyone’s favourite local Superfascist Brainwasher Thrasymachusian AynRandroid Economist Tom Velk, Ph.D Lies, wears his every day.
The MARP would also like to remind our local rabble about sports:
Sorry folks, but this story has a sad ending 😦
This sad man cartesianly-observed his favourite culture-industry-produced-ethno-local-national-absurdist live theatre crew GET CRUSHED IN THE ARENA OF MACHISMO BATTLE — and he just guiltily blames himself.
Report filed by: Karlos Marx