Here, the MARP reports on data uncovered during a Radical Walking Tour of McGill’s Department most financially committed to neo-colonial conquest — the Department of Using Money for Commodity Excavation for Transduction into More Money.
This has been a subject of MARP analysis since the very beginning. Of course, our threat to protest another mining demonstration was mere misinformation, but we were deadly serious about our other plan-of-action. The MARP will report back once the dust has settled.
Students committed to learning (“radicals”) walked around the office-space (“infiltrated”) and used their ability to form coherent threads of knowledge (“think”) to connect the strings of letters (“names”) associated with global-fascist-debt-slavery-mineral-death-cults (“corporations”).
It really wasn’t hard to pick out things that were totally fucked.
This sort of eco-political analysis is so basic that your average pig anti-capitalist post-marxist manarchist “gets it” with their eyes closed.
What I found more interestingly problematic was textbook sexist-diametrically-opposed washrooms — only analyzable through the raised-consciousness of one who has read Foucault and copious amounts of revolutionary queer-feminist-liberation theory.
For our lowbrow audience, here’s something everyone can enjoy — assuming you can conceptualize irony at all!
Report filed by: Karlos Marx