BREAKING: McGill Undoes Self, Plans Riot

In a hilarious twist of fate, an innocuous RT by @McGillU has unwittingly sealed McGill University’s coffin by planning 24 Jan 2012’s militant march for us.

JUST GETTING READY

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO

Today, radical anarchists will gather at 1500-hrs to get “totes fukked upppp °_•^”

Then, they will go to the previously announced Bourgeois-Lie-Parade Consultation Fair at 1630-hrs and use liquid confidence to openly express themselves about the avenues that are open for expression on campus.

There are rumours that this Fair will be followed up by a bunch of pitchers at local drink-hole Gert’s with Administrators. If true, this will be the sickest shit allowed in our student bar since MUSCarnival oppressed everyone in there last week with their sexist-racist-homophobic-rape-culture-pig-parade.

Report filed by: Karlos Marx

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3 Responses to BREAKING: McGill Undoes Self, Plans Riot

  1. Mr Sensible says:

    what are you guys so bitter about? go work at a real job (hint: being a student doesn’t count), trying to make ends meet, trying to choose between food and medicine, trying to stay afloat without getting in debt. then talk to us about struggle.

    make no mistake about it, you students whining about police while they break into the administration building, thinking they’re smarter than nearly everyone else, and wasting their government money on beer at gerts — they’re the real piglets.

    the people on wall street? they’re not piglets…they’re theives.

  2. infidel says:

    This just made me snort in a public restroom

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