In a hilarious twist of fate, an innocuous RT by @McGillU has unwittingly sealed McGill University’s coffin by planning 24 Jan 2012’s militant march for us.
Today, radical anarchists will gather at 1500-hrs to get “totes fukked upppp °_•^”
Then, they will go to the previously announced Bourgeois-Lie-Parade Consultation Fair at 1630-hrs and use liquid confidence to openly express themselves about the avenues that are open for expression on campus.
There are rumours that this Fair will be followed up by a bunch of pitchers at local drink-hole Gert’s with Administrators. If true, this will be the sickest shit allowed in our student bar since MUSCarnival oppressed everyone in there last week with their sexist-racist-homophobic-rape-culture-pig-parade.
Report filed by: Karlos Marx