MARP Investigates: Mendleson Caught in Ironic Abyss

Earlier today on an exploratory adventure, the MARP uncovered a hysterical contradiction so insane that we lack the adjectives to adequately represent its truth conditions in our conceptual apparatus.

The Copper Cobra first broke the schism between QPRIG and Arch-Freudian Mendleson for the MARP right here.

The irony we speak of is hard to explain. It relates to a sticker relating to a QPRIG originated-and-executed project that is stuck on the door of Official Arch-Freudian Mediator Between the Capitalist Church of James and the Revolutionary Student Guard Morton Mendelson, who uses his Ph.D in Psychology to hypnotize his interlocutors into discussion based upon his own presuppositions and semantic framework.

Mendleson Utilizes QPRIG Services

this is extremely problematic and not even for the reasons you think it is.

The McGill Safe Space program was begun by QPRIG after lobbying McGill to begin something to stop the heterosexist pig-rape-culture normativity in this sick repressed fascist society.

Actually, if that is what QPRIG was pushing McGill to create, the connection between the two is actually completely vacuous because instead of a radical political action working group, the Slave-Industrial-Debt McGill University Complex founded the “Equity Subcommittee on Queer People” whose stated goal is to ensure that:

“discussion and support groups, social groups, bars and clubs, sports teams and other organizations exist for people who are lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, two-spirited, intersexed, queer or questioning (LGBTIQ).”

I’m actually not even joking. This shit is quoted from McGill’s Internal News Complete Goodyespositive Thought-Patrol whose work is extremely doubleplusgood.

wow what the fuck

ok this is not a joke. read this goddamn paragraph. it's from the fucking mcgill reporter and it's from 2007 not even from LAST MILLENNIUM

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE WHEN YOU FOLLOW THE LINK???

YOU CAN'T WRITE JOKES LIKE THIS, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO SOME GOOD HONEST REPORTING

This may clear things up for those who have questions about the tone of our content.

Report filed by: Karlos Marx

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