SSMU Finally Sticks it to @McGillU

a spectre is haunting lower campus — the spectre of winter.

Today an anonymous high-ranking member of McGill’s Undergraduate Student Corporate-Service-Landlord, SSMU, bravely spoke truth to power.

Sometime around midnight, a member of SSMU turned their internet on to channel Twitter and demanded that The Education—Industrial McGill University Complex take firm steps to improve safety for the upper residence crowd, who do not wear their black bloc boots on a daily basis.

The tweet, sent directly @ the Administrative Thought Patrol reads:
Dear @McGillU when are you sanding/salting/shovelling all the walkways on campus? People keep slipping! #dangerous

This is an important step as the public record of all tweets will be archived in the Library of Congress until the Revolution burns it down.

Report filed by: Karlos Marx

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