Monthly Archives: January 2012

Di Grappa Openly Plans Demonstration, Students Given Right to Riot and Blame Admin for Provoking it

Local telegraphs have been burning up over rumours that local thug Michael Di Grappa has his information all wrong. Earlier today, a blanket email was sent to the McGill community warning of events so humourous that we think Di Grappa … Continue reading

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Comrades at CLASSE Blockade Education Ministry, Await AUSbloc Support

The MARP is proud to report to our Passive-Liberal Readership that YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. Earlier today 27 Jan 2012, students from Quebec — all members of CLASSE — blockaded the Quebec Industrial … Continue reading

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AUS Democracy Update feat. Press Release & Scathing Letter

The MARP is proud to announce that the AUSbureau has completely folded to the demands of the AUS Strikebloc, allowing a Constitutional Reform Referenda Question that is necessary to allow the AUS to reach the “minimum-mandatory” necessary conditions to be … Continue reading

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REBLOGGO ANALYSIS: What is Important?

The MARP finds it exciting to announce that the Montreal Mirror has FINALLY gotten around to covering CKUT/QPRIGgate — which we remind you has been covered by the MARP so many times that you should just scroll down to see … Continue reading

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Consultation Fair Personal Diary Spotlight — with Marcel Tucholsky

At last night’s Consultation Fair, Deputy Vanguard Piglet Provost Anthony Masi was seen oinking rudely. Several other members involved with the Administrative LFUPS (Let’s Fuck Up Poor Students) Committee also participated in the event. A major highlight of the event … Continue reading

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Geezer Submits to Master, Receives Retweet

The MARP is proud to announce that there actually is a good-and-honest way to get ahead in this world. Earlier today, some Old Fart with a royal title gave a slightly less old Square a “Bow Tie” — which is … Continue reading

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Corporatist Fascism Worn on Sleeve of Mining Department

Here, the MARP reports on data uncovered during a Radical Walking Tour of McGill’s Department most financially committed to neo-colonial conquest — the Department of Using Money for Commodity Excavation for Transduction into More Money. This has been a subject … Continue reading

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