Monthly Archives: January 2012

Di Grappa Openly Plans Demonstration, Students Given Right to Riot and Blame Admin for Provoking it

Local telegraphs have been burning up over rumours that local thug Michael Di Grappa has his information all wrong. Earlier today, a blanket email was sent to the McGill community warning of events so humourous that we think Di Grappa … Continue reading

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Comrades at CLASSE Blockade Education Ministry, Await AUSbloc Support

The MARP is proud to report to our Passive-Liberal Readership that YOU CAN ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING IN THIS WORLD TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. Earlier today 27 Jan 2012, students from Quebec — all members of CLASSE — blockaded the Quebec Industrial … Continue reading

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AUS Democracy Update feat. Press Release & Scathing Letter

The MARP is proud to announce that the AUSbureau has completely folded to the demands of the AUS Strikebloc, allowing a Constitutional Reform Referenda Question that is necessary to allow the AUS to reach the “minimum-mandatory” necessary conditions to be … Continue reading

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REBLOGGO ANALYSIS: What is Important?

The MARP finds it exciting to announce that the Montreal Mirror has FINALLY gotten around to covering CKUT/QPRIGgate — which we remind you has been covered by the MARP so many times that you should just scroll down to see … Continue reading

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Consultation Fair Personal Diary Spotlight — with Marcel Tucholsky

At last night’s Consultation Fair, Deputy Vanguard Piglet Provost Anthony Masi was seen oinking rudely. Several other members involved with the Administrative LFUPS (Let’s Fuck Up Poor Students) Committee also participated in the event. A major highlight of the event … Continue reading

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Geezer Submits to Master, Receives Retweet

The MARP is proud to announce that there actually is a good-and-honest way to get ahead in this world. Earlier today, some Old Fart with a royal title gave a slightly less old Square a “Bow Tie” — which is … Continue reading

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Corporatist Fascism Worn on Sleeve of Mining Department

Here, the MARP reports on data uncovered during a Radical Walking Tour of McGill’s Department most financially committed to neo-colonial conquest — the Department of Using Money for Commodity Excavation for Transduction into More Money. This has been a subject … Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE: MARP Interrogates Securitas Thermos

Beads of dark brown ambrosia pour down the smooth metallic face of the Securitas Thermos, liberated last week by the glorious freedom-fighter division of the MARP. I think to myself, “is this the callsign of fear, the weight of all your … Continue reading

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Beloved Comrade in Political Science Defects to Capitol of Counterrevolutionary Greed

The news of Professor Steven Saideman’s departure from McGill comes as solemn news to his many devoted minions and zealous compatriots in the Department of Political Science. Not only will his stately hair be sorely missed by the proud young … Continue reading

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BREAKING: McGill Undoes Self, Plans Riot

In a hilarious twist of fate, an innocuous RT by @McGillU has unwittingly sealed McGill University’s coffin by planning 24 Jan 2012’s militant march for us. Today, radical anarchists will gather at 1500-hrs to get “totes fukked upppp °_•^” Then, they … Continue reading

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HOT REBLOG: Arch Café Protest Ironies Abound

On 22 Sept 2010, student radicals gathered outside Leacock during Senate in a Revolutionary show of force. Below, we reblog three videos from the McGill Daily chronicling the events. For those who don’t know the history, the Arch Café was … Continue reading

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McGill Daily News-Pamphlet Continuously Sides with the Oppressors

Concluding its slide down the slippery slope of liberal appeasement, the McGill Daily has finally cut all ties with the Proletarians it has traditionally purported to represent in campus media. The disgusting pig-article Capitalism is Alive is a reckless bourgeois diatribe smoothed … Continue reading

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HOT REBLOG: “Peace” “Protestors” “Violently” “Fight” on Other Side of Globe

Originally blogged in McGill’s branch of HuffPo, The McGill Daily — but it was lost in the sands of time as Compendium! was deeply violated during the website’s 2010 reconstruction. this article covers a Troll-Protest at McGill — which was mostly populated by Private … Continue reading

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Code of Police Ethics: Or Pigs Dressed In Sheeple Skin

In reaction to the events of 10 Nov, a fresh document regarding the “Police Ethics System” has recently been posted on the “Resources” tab on the SSMU website. Police having a code of ethics is like sending an army of trained paramilitary … Continue reading

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Stench of Entrepreneurial Apathy Wafts Through Residences: Protecting Society From Next Generation of Fascist Mobilization

Administrators of McGill Residential Brain-Growth Barns have decreed a heightened level of alert — out of concern for potentially-mobilizing counter-revolutionary behaviour displayed by area youths. Displaying covert symbols of disrespect for Party Ideologies has escalated, and conspirators can be spotted … Continue reading

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